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*this is my messed up mind*

watsonsdick:

anotherwellkeptsecret:

Quick! Someone join a gif of Sherlock and John doing something silly with the words ‘This show won an emmy.’ or ‘These men won an emmy.’ I NEED IT.

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not really john and sherlock and dont know if that’s silly enough but I tried :P


all-color-absent:

“fuck it” tends to be the last thought running through my mind before making any final decisions

(Source: profound-sins)


a-little-more-me-needed:

scottishshortbread:

kmykmykmy:

Gryffindor: I’m a fucking hero.
Slytherin: I’m fucking badass.
Ravenclaw: I’m smart as fuck.
Hufflepuff: My dorm is near the kitchen.

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Hufflepuff wins

(Source: kimberleymeeganjane)

an actual conversation i overheard on the train
i'm not against gay marriage but i feel sorry for people with 2 dads
what? why?
they have to put up with twice the dad jokes
omfg

wyllie-coyote:

peanutbummer:

exuberantneuropsychologist:

shmeeshed:

clevergenius:

the-diarrhea-of-anne-frank:

yea im a girl

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yea i play video games

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HAHAAHHA JK

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yea im a dude

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of course i play fucking video games

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HAHHHAHAHA JK im really a woman

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yea im a girl

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yea i play video games

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HAHAHAAHA JK IM OLD GREGG

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indeed i am a boy

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indeed i play video games

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HAHAHAHA JK IM A SWORDFISH

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Yeah I’m an trans*guy

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yeah I play video games

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jk I’m actually a dad

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IT GOT BETTER

(Source: iwishihadafather)


tookittothelimit:

tookittothelimit:

MY MOUSE IS DYING AND I HAVE NO SPARE BATTERIES

NO

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it doesn’t seem to want to eat it

(Source: ceruleanreverie)